IF YOU WANT THIS, GET THAT
Hello hello!
I’m seeing a lot of new people around here and I think it’s about time I do another one of these, so I’m calling it, “if you want this, get that.”
Let’s do this thang…
IF YOU’RE ALL WORK AND NO PLAY…
GET ROMANTICIZED 🦢
After you achieve all your important milestones, you’ll realize you’re still left with your day to day life. Romanticized teaches you to infuse the mundane with magic!
It might not be another achievement you’re craving, but intentionality, presence, and more curated moments that become memories that will last a lifetime…
($88)
IF YOU WANT A MAGICAL SUMMER SCHOOL…
GET DELULU 🌈
This is my latest program release and I’m officially calling it limited edition! You’ll spend the summer with me, developing your imaginal faculties far, far beyond mental rehearsal. I’ve been writing about imagination for the past couple weeks, so go check out my previous posts for more.
The first module is already posted, so you have something to dive into right away. I will be closing the doors very soon.
($333 for 6 months or $1,888)
IF YOU WANT A HIGHLY EFFECTIVE, COMPREHENSIVE RELATIONSHIP POLARITY PROGRAM…
GET JUICY 🍊
My clients insisted I create a polarity class and I’m so glad they did! If you really want to get a handle on your relationship polarity without all of the annoying, ultra-spiritual airy fairy stuff, you will love this. This is the meat and potatoes of polarity: clear, applicable, and to the point. GO READ THE TESTIMONIALS.
($212 for 3 months or $599)
IF YOU WANT ME IN YOUR POCKET…
GET INTO THE GROUP CHAT ✨
I’ve come to learn some of my best work comes from my everyday inspiration and the random questions I get asked - so I put it all in one space! The group chat is a telegram room where I drop riffs, answer questions, share personal practices, and occasionally pull a tarot card or two… This is a very organic, free flowing space where I drop whatever, whenever! And yes, you have access to me directly. No commitments, all flow!
($111/month)
IF YOU WANT A SHORT FORM CLASS THAT PACKS A PUNCH…
GET FULL TILT 🏎️💨
Do you have big desires, but instead of crushing goals you toggle between crisis and complacency? Or perhaps you know what you should do, but you’re simply not doing it… Full Tilt will help you troubleshoot all of that. Trust me when I say, you won’t depend on motivation when the flames of your desires are piping hot! This was a sleeper hit IMO!
($299 or 2 payments of $167)
IF YOU WANT MASSIVE PLEASURE IN THE PURSUIT OF YOUR DREAM BODY…
GET SLUT MAGIC 🍌
Wanna know my secret to having a satisfying relationship with your body for a lifetime? Fun and pleasure!!! I refuse to believe that the path to your dream body is paved with punishment and misery! In my experience, pleasure and fun will get you there 10x faster 😏 my body modification practices are so juicy you won’t want to skip a day!
($390 for 3 months or $1,111)
IF YOU WANT TO BINGE WATCH A BUNCH OF MY OLD PROGRAMS ON A BUDGET…
GET THE RETRO PASS 🎟️
Crazy as it sounds, I’ve created so many offers that eventually I had to consolidate a bunch of them. The Retro Pass contains some of my most popular classes like Fabric of the Universe, DOM, and Confidence Codes! There are thousands of dollars worth of programs in here. Who needs Netflix when you can binge a ton of my stuff?!
($199/month)
IF YOU DISTRUST YOUR HIGHER POWER OR FEEL LIKE GOD IS IGNORING YOU…
GET CHURCH ⛪️
If you’re giving the Universe the side eye, or feel like if you don’t perform perfectly, you won’t get the goods, or if you feel like God is depriving you of your desires… this is for you. Church is a collection of teachings that I created to help you stop projecting your mommy and daddy issues onto God and start feeling actually supported, loved, and provided for from a source greater than yourself. My clients frequently tell me this is the most life changing programs I’ve ever created, and it’s for a good reason!
($79/month or $199 every 3 months)
IF YOU WANT A SHIT TON OF GUIDED MEDITATIONS…
GET ASTRAL PLAYGROUND 🛼
I spent an entire year building this library, and people still beg for more since they’re just that good… Astral Playground sessions aren’t garden variety meditations, they’re highly immersive, heavy on imagination, and loaded with energetic tools!
($13/month or $99/year)
**Access to Astral Playground is also included with a subscription to The Group Chat or Church.
Alright my friends, that’s all for now!
Happy shopping :)
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